Should have been
Could have been
Would have been dead
If I didn't get the message
Goin' to my head
I am
What I am
Most motherf*ckers
Don't give a damn
Sorry about that. I feel so tired I have to let some stress out. There's just too damn much work going on around. It's like crap. They are everywhere.
Which reminds me, there was this episode of Mythbusters wherein they attempted to bust the myth that crap is everywhere. So they held an experiment to see if crap can get to a toothbrush via the air we breathe. They set up a toilet where 8 or 10 toothbrushes were left and near the sink of the toilet and that they used the toilet like they should. They also kept it clean. After many moons, they tested the toothbrushes for fecal coliform, which is scientific for "crap in the air." The results were positive. The toothbrushes had fecal coliform. What shocked them was the two toothbrushes outside the toilet. It had a cover and everything, and when they tested it for fecal coliform, it tested positive.
IT TESTED POSITIVE.
There you have it folks. There are just some things people should leave unproved.
CRAP is EVERYWHERE.