Ever wanted to learn how to speak Spanish? Conversationally? Here are some tips to get you started: 1. Create your own website. You can get a free blog by going to blogger.com. 2. Load it up with all the English words you can think or speak of. 3. Make up some conversational sentences, like, where's the bathroom, or my bladder is bursting, or I am horny as hell. 4. Go to Google's web translation page. 5. Type in your URI in the box provided for translating webpages. 6. Hit translate. 7. Voila. You already have a reference of sentences you can use when speaking to someone in Spanish. Additional Notes: You can also translate it to other languages, but Google's language tool doesn't really have any use if you wanna speak Japanese or Korean or any other language that has weird symbols for their alphabet, since you don't know how to say those characters. And they told me Google is ONLY a search engine. :-)