Look both ways when crossing a road. You'll never know when you'll be going to the side where the chicken is or if the chicken is crossing the road with you. And then goats come flying up above you through the bypass, or more commonly referred to as a flyover, but technically is an interchange. It's also a good tip if you don't have any currency to give to your waiter in a restaurant. The trick, though, is taking the first step. How you do it will depend on the chicken, staring blankly at you, if they'll be laughing at you or if they'll follow you. Makes sense? I hope not.